A Solana meme token born to celebrate absolute stupidity. No utility, no promises, only pure unfiltered degen energy. Scroll down, enjoy the ride, and maybe you’ll catch a pump before your last neuron dies.
Phase 0 — Brainstorm
Late‑night Discord call. 2% idea, 98% nicotine.
Phase 1 — Stealth Launch
Deploy & forget taxes. Let bots sniff it.
Phase 2 — Meme War
Airdrop sticker pack. Raid CT until blocked.
Phase 3 — ???
Dev brain officially empty. Magic happens.
Phase 4 — Exit Liquidity
Everybody sells. Number go down. We laugh.
*This roadmap is satire. None of this will probably happen.